Are you single?

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:





1 bar of soap


1 toothbrush


1 tube of toothpaste


1 loaf of bread


1 pint of milk


1 single serving of cereal


1 single serving frozen dinner


1 can of Soup For One


1 16oz can of Miller Lite





The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"





The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"





He replies, "Because you're ugly."

Are you single?
A woman goes into Walmart with her kids, ages 7 and 9... The guy at the door gives her a cart, and says "Are your kids twins???"





The lady says "No, why, do you think they look alike???"





The man says, "No, I just can't believe you got laid twice!!!"
Reply:LOL, Are you single?