Any good single quotes??

are there any good single quotes ? quotes on how happy you are to be single??





e.g single and ready to mingle.

Any good single quotes??
SINGLE = Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Laid Everyday
Reply:"No, I don’t have a boyfriend. No, I don’t need a boyfriend. I am enough. And I am complete just the way I am. I choose to be single, just like I choose to not listen to people who make marriage seem like the only possible pinnacle a life can have." - Lauren Rohrer.





'Single and lovin' every minute of it.'
Reply:Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.





I haven't found Mr. Right, but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy and Mr. Wrong.





Women's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!
Reply:I am single Ready to Jingle.


single and desperate.








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Reply:"By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation" - Oscar Wilde
Reply:Foot loose and fancy free.
Reply:Life and wife?